Semi-sordid adventures of the lewd nature. . .

cybergata:
Life is a Disco Ball!
groovy

Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them
± = The character and what they think about math
† = How the character feels about murder
@ = How the character appears online
¥ = How the character handles money or spends it
° = The character’s temperature preferences
æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)
↔ = The character’s ability to read directions
♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)
z^zz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake
☂ = Weather the character enjoys
♪ = What music the character likes
( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets
(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time
☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people
⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character
(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy
(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush
(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character
（；へ：） = What makes the character cry
(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure
（・□・；） = What makes the character uncomfortable
(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink
｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh
(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character
(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about
( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

Source: deceptive-fox

julstheweirdo:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
nira-mei:
shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
weasowl:
zagreus:
zagreus:
there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet
Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet
bowling alley carpet and public transit seat upholstery is so related it can produce fertile offspring

Excuse me where the fuck do you live where public transit has carpeted seats let alone those awesomely tacky seats
England
This is unfair nyc subways and buses have plastic seats
Same in Germany c’:

Source: zagreus

communist-murder-hands:

jacobean-matrix:
fidefortitude:
sirredmayne:
I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.
all hail eddie redmayne, patron saint of academic bullshittery
You have been visited by the Eddie Redmayne of bullshit, reblog to have plenty of bullshit to spew on your final exams
This is the level of academic fuckery I strive to achieve

Source: sirredmayne

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

zucca101:

king-kong-raisin-bran:
itsadragonaesthetic:
thegreenwolf:
mileseques:
ddemotivators:
valbrandur:
joenza:
phuiscribbles:
numahachi:
perpetualvelocity:
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This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it
@the-furry-butler